What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 01:10
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?
Then came..
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?
No way
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The Opener: Teel, Cubs, Tigers, Langeliers - MLB Trade Rumors
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Do all rocket engines emit harmful gases into the atmosphere during launch?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
A Japanese lander crashed on the Moon after losing track of its location - Ars Technica
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No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
9 Cool New Gadgets to Keep on Your Radar - Gear Patrol
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...